The notion of having you around at first seemed like a great idea, but then I realized that having you around mean having hurricane season around, which also means having to deal with torrential thunderstorms in the afternoons. What happened to being sunny all day, Summer? Look, we all go through rough stuff in our life, but please. Take a Cymbalta or Zoloft. I need some sun. And also be considerate enough to bring your buddy "Cool Breeze" around during the day. On your own, you're way too scorching hot and insufferable. With Cool Breeze, well, you become tolerable again. Without Cool Breeze, my makeup becomes a hot mess, and I generally become sad and disillusioned with the idea of you. Then, to add insult to injury, you throw in an afternoon storm and then we're adding frizzy hair to the mix!
You seem nice and all, but please. Go away. I can't deal with the heat anymore. I like your sibling Autumn better. No offense. It's not you, it's me.
Best,
Brianna
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Open letter aside, it is way too stinking hot out. Here are some of my favorite heat-proof essentials that will get you through even the most blistering of days.
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I LOVE AUTUMN. It's better than all the other seasons, bar none. The beginning of fall is what you secretly want when you wish for Summer. Shorts and comfy sweater, weather. Ah :) Also, Urban Decay, is great for waterproof make up. Best thing ever, especially that spray!
ReplyDeleteJess | The Mod Mermaid
Haha, YES! I mean, we don't really get "fall" weather until like, December, but anything is better than this heat and humidity!
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ReplyDeleteOooh! Which two do you have? I only have Grandma, but I'm itching to get more! I'm so in love with that product.
DeleteI keep hearing such amazing things about the Josie Maran blushes. I'm all about make up that feels weightless on the skin in the hot months!
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